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  He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.

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• We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

  Submitted by ottergoat on Jun 15, 10 at 1:27pm

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• this is stuff of legends. he better have gotten laid after this.

  Submitted by ambientexter on Jun 15, 10 at 2:41pm

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• What a champ

  Submitted by tyeisner on Jun 15, 10 at 1:05pm

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• Give him a fucking medal

  Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 17, 10 at 12:06am

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• Boss status

  Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jun 15, 10 at 1:06pm

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• So turned on...

  Submitted by currkris on Jun 16, 10 at 7:16pm

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• Helllll yea...that's epic right there. Question is...does he remember it?!?

  Submitted by southern_belle89 on Jun 15, 10 at 5:39pm

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• My hero on so many dysfunctional levels

  Submitted by iuhoosierchick on Aug 29, 10 at 2:29am

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• That's beasty

  Submitted by blank73 on Jun 15, 10 at 1:34pm

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• wow this guys like invincible!!!

  Submitted by shrivledballs on Jun 16, 10 at 2:06am

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• Manimal

  Submitted by MalkinONE90 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:43pm

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• Yep!! That's a boss right there!!

  Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 15, 10 at 2:00pm

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• TFM bro

  Submitted by phiphika on Jun 15, 10 at 11:38pm

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• Epic!!!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 16, 10 at 4:05am

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• Fuckin a

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 10 at 11:50pm

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• @dontsayTHATSGAY\nThe quote is from an actual seventies show called the Four Million Dollar Man\n\nMoron

  Submitted by TheTodControl on Jun 15, 10 at 8:19pm

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• I once did a big line of heroin after being banged in the ass with a strap on.

  Submitted by HeroinUser on Jun 15, 10 at 2:04pm

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• Lmaooo Kevin!!

  Submitted by suuup on Jun 15, 10 at 7:12pm

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• All eyes on him

  Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jun 15, 10 at 1:15pm

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• He's my new idol like farva

  Submitted by steelrumor on Jun 15, 10 at 2:08pm

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• worsttextever this site is made for 20 year olds not 40 year old virgins like yourself

  Submitted by mitchell on Jun 15, 10 at 2:06pm

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• He sounds like a real winner. Way to go!

  Submitted by Megzii on Jun 19, 10 at 4:32am

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• 33 seconds? Big deal. I know a guy did 70

  Submitted by imtakingashit on Jun 17, 10 at 8:53am

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• Another drinking text. How old are you idiots, really?

  Submitted by WorstTextEver on Jun 15, 10 at 2:01pm

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  • "texts from last night" sort of implies that you would've sent the text after sex, while drinking or taking drugs. or engaging in any sort of "idiotic" behaviour, really.

    Submitted by TowerCrane on Jun 15, 10 at 6:17pm

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    • true

      Submitted by Zigzags on Jun 19, 10 at 2:45am

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