I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My ATM looks so different sober.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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