I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
try to milk me bitch
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