my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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