i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have tasted many bathrooms
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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