can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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