So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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