using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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