I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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