is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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