It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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