Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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