my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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