Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
