If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I came so hard my ears popped.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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