Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
