1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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