return my video game
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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