Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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