At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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