we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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