operation harelip BJ is a go
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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