well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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