VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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