the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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