you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
