As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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