Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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