I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
