I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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