Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
