Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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