Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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