There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
