there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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