Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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