I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There r osticjed everywhere
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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