You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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