Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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