Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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