the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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