We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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