i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
