The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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