i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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