do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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