i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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