how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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