Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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