How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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