Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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