Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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