Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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