Me too!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
