So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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