I puked a lego.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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