Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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